Friday, February 17, 2012

WHD Exclusive: Romney Was Conservative in the Womb
by KEITH KOFFLER on FEBRUARY 17, 2012, 10:34 AM
Mitt Romney gave a major address at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington last week at which he described himself as having “lived conservatism,” saying that his philosophy had originated from “my family, from my faith and from my life’s work.”
But an investigation by White House Dossier, based on extensive interviews – along with phone tapping, break-ins, and other illegal methods – has found that Romney in fact first became a conservative IN THE WOMB.
According to friends of Mrs. Romney – his mother Mrs. Romney, not his wife Mrs. Romney – a pregnant Mrs. Romney sang the following lullaby to her gestating baby Mitt:
Twinkle, twinkle little star,
The Soviet Union isn’t up to par;
Free markets are always right,
Liberals are so uptight;
Twinkle, twinkle little star,
A true conservative, yes you are.
According to three eyewitnesses who were with Mrs. Romney at times when she sang this lullaby, kicks could be felt on her abdomen as the fetal Romney reacted with joy to the melody and its words.