AMERICAN FREEDOM by BARBARA

EXCUSES!!!! Best One Yet...

This one is better than a friend of mine, many years ago
 relayed about her husband. She had trailed him to the motel..
Conned the desk clerk, out of a key....
Walked in and caught him with his pants down...IN THE ACT...
He turned to her and said..What are you going to believe me,
or your eyes?
Same friend, same night, a few more drinks..
Husband came home, late, wasted, lipstick on his shorts,
said give me until in the morning, I'll think of something...
I need sleep... Yep the closet is original...