AMERICAN FREEDOM by BARBARA

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
Some women decided to start early, their neighborhoods are larger than most.

As you may have already heard the rumor, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. The women of America are going to do what they can to find out if it's a RUMOR or the TRUTH. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, and Sunday same time, all American Women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America! GOD BLESS THE FEMALE PATRIOT!
Comments from friends....
1.I will call the "Coppertone" gal right away to join us ! CJ
2.Oh my – only YOU could have sent this! Too funny! Golly I love my little Barbara. I am forwarding this to Dave so he gets a chuckle too. Thanks for making my night! M
3.You said to me a while back. "C one of these days I will get you on the street with me" well I think I will decline. I am constantly fighting skin cancer.Thanks for thinking of me.
4. Of course the guys have to put their two cents in...Let's help them.JC