Tuesday, June 22, 2010


Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!
Wrinkled.. Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
WRINKLES .. Something other people have.... similar to my character lines.
CHICKENS ..The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
RAISIN.. Grape with a sunburn.
VOICES...You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
SECRET ...Something you tell to one person at a time.
SERIOUS ..Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
INTERFACE ...The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson
ADULT ... A person who has stopped growing at both ends ..and is now growing in the middle.
OLD .. I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair...She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" .. And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!
If Obama is the answer, What was the question?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?