Thursday, December 1, 2016

Want A Belly Laugh? “Trump Pilot” Taking Celebrities To Canada VIDEO Is Going VIRAL

Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” began.

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Once the plane had reached cruising altitude the attendants would come by and collect their U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and would hand out beverages and crying towels.

 “Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were duly informed. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”

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